Pizza guy is an ongoing project that aims to playfully explore America's obsession with pizza and the occult, while using Twitter (Now X) in the manner it was made for.
Several years ago when I was doing a lot of online dating, I noticed that many profiles contained significant references to people's love of pizza. Some of them debated the merits of pineapple on pizza, some talked about the best places in town to find deep dish. Others generally featured photos of giant pizza boxes, pizza pool inflatable loungers, pizza onzies, beach towels, and the declaration that if they could eat anything for the rest of their lives - it would be pizza.
Reminiscent of a scene from the old Ghostbuster starring Zuel, the demon lounges on a bed of pizza, tempting us with pepperoni, cheese, and hell. Modeled after the free mason pyramids on our dollar bills, two pieces of pizza flank my avatar radiating gooey beams dripping with pepperoni.
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Its tempered glass material is robust and helps to prepare many a tasty meal, or if you'd rather, to tell fortunes while communing with the spirits. There is no need for a planchette here -- simply use a wedge of cheese, preferably wrapped in parchment, to allow the *spirits* to guide you to answer your deepest questions.
The Oui! Cheese Board eventually will be featured in a performance artwork featuring me as a real fake psychic. Please keep checking in here or join my email list to see updates about this. Videos or it didn't happen, right?!
If you'd like to conduct your own seance with a wedge of cheese, click this link to be redirected to my Etsy site. Every two purchased will be just enough to pay taxes on the sale and buy me a wedge of cheese: